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Conversa boba que eu tive num site bobo com um gringo mais bobo ainda: (não vou revelar o site por motivos de saúde mental)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: look. we don't have much time.
Stranger: they're coming.
You: who?
You: aliens?
Stranger: THEM
Stranger: folloow me!
You: them... you mena THEM?
Stranger: k, close the door
Stranger: YES
You: risght
Stranger: shhhhh
You: BE QUIET!
Stranger: okay shh!
Stranger: now what do we do>!
Stranger: i hear them coming!
You: i have a shotgun
Stranger: okay, is it cocked and ready to launch?
You: but no bullets...
Stranger: FUCK
You: well...
Stranger: then we'll use the gun as a melee
You: yes...
Stranger: on the count of 3
Stranger: ill open the door
You: but THEY are BIGGER
Stranger: and when i do,
Stranger: you smack that asshole
You: no way
Stranger: i know, but it's worth it if you want your life!
You: let's try something different
Stranger: think my child.
You: do you have a coin?
Stranger: ermm..lemme see...i got this chuckie cheese token
You: well...
You: i've watched mcgyver yesterday
Stranger: well?!
Stranger: okay, go on!
You: give me the token!
Stranger: here!
You: tahnks
Stranger: now what?
You: -hey mister monster, what you think about let me live... and i give you this token?
You: (maybe it works)
Stranger: try it!
You: what you think?
Stranger: okay, maybe he's cheap
You: right
Stranger: ready i'll open on 3
Stranger: 1..
Stranger: 2..
Stranger: 3!
You: HEY MISTER MONS....
You: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Stranger: FUCK
You: at least
Stranger: WHY ARE CINDERBLACKS TAPED TO MY FEET
Stranger: *blocks
You: he said his name!
Stranger: mister mons?!
You: no no no
You: something like obina
You: i'm at work
You: google is blocked
Stranger: dammit.
You: google it and find what should we do to KILL HIM
Stranger: ok..h/o one sec
You: FAST
You: HE'S COMING
You: i'll throw some marbles on the floor
Stranger: I CLICKED ONT EH WEBSTIE AND ALL IT HAS ARE PICTURTES OF PLATES
You: wow
You: shit
Stranger: that worked pretty well!
Stranger: hole him down!
You: why do i have to do everything?
You: here's the empty shotgun
Stranger: fineeeeeee
You: have fun =)
Stranger: *beats monster*
Stranger: hehe..beats
Stranger: but yeah hes knowcked out!
You: hell
You: his blood
Stranger: OMGZ
You: IS GETTING ALIVE
Stranger: IT TURNED INTO
You: NOW WE HAVE TONS OF MONSTERS
Stranger: ....obama?
Stranger: OBAMONSTERS
You: oooooooooooo
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: let's call LULA
Stranger: RUN RUN RUN!
Stranger: NO TIME
You: (do you know lula?)
Stranger: no whats theat?!?
You: (putaquipariu ninguem conhece)
Stranger: WHAT?
You: he is a friend of obama
Stranger: ohh true!
Stranger: CALL DAT NIGGA UP
You: SURE
Stranger: HURRY
Stranger: the monsters are
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: its got my leg!
You: do you have the KKK phone number?
Stranger: KILL IT
Stranger: UHH
You: they may help us
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: i have a KKK brochore in my back pocket!
Stranger: take it!
You: yeeeeees
You: calling!
Stranger: HURRY
You: SHIT
Stranger: WHAT
You: they said obama is jus "half black"
You: they are coming
You: but just to kill half of them
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: call the anti kkk!
You: yes!
Stranger: they hate the whites -_-
You: do you have any bronx number?
Stranger: take my cellphone..look for a guy named lil rayray
Stranger: call daat nigga up
You: lil rayray sure
You: he said he's kicking some fuckying whittyass now
You: too busy
Stranger: DAMMIT RAYRAY
You: LOOK
You: obamitos!
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL?!
You: small obamas
You: like RATS
You: oh
You: democRATS
You: shit
Stranger: OH FUCK
Stranger: step on dem!
Stranger: AHH OO MANY
You: i'm calling insetfone
You: or do you prefer sanitas?
Stranger: make sure they do half black/whites
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: idc. suprise me!
You: i've asked for a "ssurprise attack"
You: look to the window!
You: NAPALM!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: i'm not imune to napalm, do you?
Stranger: yeah, it was wierd beacuse my mom was too, i guess i got that from her
Stranger: so lemma get dat shit
You: wow
Stranger: DIE OBAMA SPAWNS
You: cool
Stranger: ohh...fuck
Stranger: it only made them BIGGER
You: shit
You: what we do now?
You: wait for the reaper?
Stranger: i have an idea
Stranger: i heard that these things are not immune to cum
You: do you have chick norris number?
Stranger: GOOD IDEA
Stranger: yeah hes in my phone as
You: chuck norris cum can work
Stranger: yess
Stranger: hes in mah phone
Stranger: just call em up
You: is i found
You: GOD, isn't it?
Stranger: whatt?!
You: chuck's numer
You: ow
You: he's coming
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: omg
Stranger: he's been here the whole time!
Stranger: he was...the cieling!
You: where?
Stranger: up there!
Stranger: now hes kickin there asses!
You: i cant see!
Stranger: wipe the cum off your face and look!
You: oh... sure
You: were are the obamonsters/
You: where?
Stranger: gone.
Stranger: chuck has killed them.
Stranger: just by sneezing.
You: in fact
You: LOOK TO YOUR POCKET!
Stranger: MY POCKET?
Stranger: OSHIT
You: YES
You: YOU LOST YOUR TOKEN!
Stranger: THATS SICK
Stranger: I GAVE IT TO YOU?
You: chuck norris STOLE you!
Stranger: ohhh that chuck norris!
You: -agora eu vou escrever qualquer merda e o gringo vai falar "what?"
You: right?
Stranger: is the word "death" in that?
You: you don't speak pakistanian?
You: i said "run to the hills"
Stranger: THATS NOT PAKISTANIAN
Stranger: after all that we've been through
Stranger: you'd lie to me like that
Stranger: ..why?
Stranger: You: tahts paks yes!
You: because
You: I'M A MONSTER TOO
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAIN
Stranger: FUCK THIS
Stranger: SHIT
You: -just kidding
You: hahaha
Stranger: i almost had a heart attack
Stranger: YOU ARE YOUR SHENANIGANS
You: but i lied in one thing to you
Stranger: *and
Stranger: you're..you're pregnant?
You: no... i have a shotgun bullet in my pocket
Stranger: why didn't you tell me?
You: and i'm going to use in YOU
Stranger: use IN me?!
You: -just kidding again!
You: on, sorry
Stranger: DONT DO THAT
You: hahaha
Stranger: you know how emotional i am
Stranger: after..you know
You: look there!
Stranger: where?!
You: there!
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: THE FUCK IS THAT
You: NOTHING!
You: -just kiddin a bit!
You: hahaha
You: i'm such a funny guy!
You: hahaha
You: vai pro greengatuno esse gringo bobão!
